stupid-fucking-rope:

shagmestyles:

There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”

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Posted 6 days ago With 339,748 notes

triatic:

"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."

Posted 1 week ago With 218,389 notes

tyleroakley:

no lies detected

coolscar:

They’re evolving

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

Posted 2 weeks ago With 683,674 notes

guccier:

it’s 2014 and food can still make you fat get it together science

Posted 2 weeks ago With 270,230 notes

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

Posted 2 weeks ago With 624,003 notes